I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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