I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish you could order shots online.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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