M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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