I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
not ubering you a puppy
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.