Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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