Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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