i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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