I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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