Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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