mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My first STD was from a foam party
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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