I need help removing her.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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