I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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