I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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