I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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