Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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