Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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