He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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