Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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