I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm getting married
To pizza
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