I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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