There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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