puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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