Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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