She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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