i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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