oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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