I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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