Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
vagina is talking i cant
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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