i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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