You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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