Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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