office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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