I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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