He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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