idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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