Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish I only lived at night.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My dick has a subreddit
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
