we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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