did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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