She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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