I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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