please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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