sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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