can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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