is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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