Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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