All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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