I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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