i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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