I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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