And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
handjob tips. give me some.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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