just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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