Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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