For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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